Monday, March 10, 2014

How to Assemble Quilt with Cats

First vacuum and mop and get up all the cat fur and food spills
Lay out quilt bottom on floor. Smooth and tape down. Use lint roller to pick up excess cat fur and lint.
Yell loudly at cat and shoo away from quilt bottom.
Try to distract cat with masking tape ball.
It works.
Lay quilt top over batting. Squint to fuzz-focus. Admire work. But not too closely.
Pin til your fingers bleed. Shoo away cat several times.
Attempt to stand after sitting cross legged on marble floor. After limited success, take two advil.
Roll up quilt. Move furniture back.
Notice cat lost interest and is now napping.
Admire cat's thinking.

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